2022 Special Events

ADMIRAL FRAZIER’S FORMAL DINNER COCKTAIL HOUR hosted by Mike and Sarah

Join us in the Oasis for an aperitif and quiet conversati…oh, who the hell are we kidding? It’s time to party because… well… it’s Camp! Full leather and boots, formal gowns and stilettos, Cthulhu costumes, or shorts and t-shirts are all appropriate.

Sunday, May 29th, 5:30pm-7:00pm, Oasis

ADMIRAL FRAZIER’S FORMAL DINNER hosted by Mike and Sarah

Remember Sunday dinner as a kid, dressed in your best to spend time with people you may or may not have enjoyed? Now reimagine that same dinner scene, with full control over your wardrobe and surrounded by your Camp family. Sounds a lot better, huh? Come and share a meal in your finest, whatever that might be, and connect with the ones you love. Bring that fancy china you inherited from Aunt Martha, and put it to a use in a way she would never have imagined! Is this your first Camp? Don’t worry about a thing — we’ll be setting a special table to welcome you to OUR family.

Sunday, May 29th, 7:00pm, Mess Hall

AFTERNOON TEA hosted by Sarah & Mike 

While we may be pirates intent on plunder and booty, we are not savages. Please join us for a delightful afternoon of conversation while indulging in the luxury of afternoon tea, including a selection of teas, pastries and dainty sandwiches. Come dressed to impress or in whatever makes you comfortable. Just remember, pinkies out!

Tuesday, May 31st, 2:30pm-4:00pm, Mess Hall 

BRANDY & CIGARS hosted by B_Profane

Longing for a taste of civility after a hectic day of takedowns and beatings? Come join B_Profane for cigars and libations under the stars. Relax, unwind and enjoy sweet, sweet victory over smoke-hating mosquitoes and other creatures of the night. Stogies and booze (of a classy-ass variety) will be provided, but please, feel free to contribute more of each to share — with your fellow guests, and your humble host.

Monday, May 30th, 11:00pm, Smoker’s Oasis

Thursday, June 2nd, 11:00pm, Smoker’s Oasis

CAMP PHOTO (optional)

We all know how great it can be to look back at family photos through the years, so come join us to have a chance to immortalize this year’s Camp Crucible attendees! Participation in the Camp photo is, of course, completely voluntary.

Monday, May 30th, 2:00pm, Pool 

CASINO NIGHT hosted by Grant Emerson 

If you were looking for treats of the Camp currency variety, come by the Casino Night where the odds are forever in your favor. We’ve got poker, blackjack and roulette for your chance to win big! Everyone is welcome, tuxedos and diamonds optional. 

Wednesday, June 1st, 9:00pm-11:00pm, Mess Hall Deck

CLOTHING-OPTIONAL CRAFTING hosted by Evelyn

Join your fellow crafty kinksters and kinky crafters in the Oasis for a few hours of alfresco S&M (Socializing and Making.) All your handcrafts are welcome: crochet, cross-stitch, jewelry-making, you name it! Come get to know your fellow Campers while we make progress on our works-in-progress. All skill levels are welcome and skill-sharing tends to happen naturally, so feel free to show up with questions as well as yarn.

Sunday, May 29th, 10:00am-12:00noon, Oasis

Tuesday, May 31st, 4:00pm-6:00pm, Oasis

Thursday, June 2nd, 4:00pm-6:00pm, Oasis

Saturday, June 4th, 10:00am-12:00noon, Oasis

COMMUNITY HOOK PULL hosted by Whittney

Magik is a community experience. Ordeal magik even more so. As BDSM teaches, it is safer to confront a challenge with someone to guide, drive, and support the experience. This year, as a community experience, we are holding a group hook pull. Hook pulls are an ancient spiritual practice that has survived into the modern age. It is a powerful way to experience ritual body modification and the altered state of consciousness associated with intense spiritual experiences. Participants will be pierced with one or two hooks, then have the chance to play tug-o-war with their ritual partner surrounded by a community of others doing the same.  Hooks can be placed just about anywhere on the body. Our in-house suspension team will guide the process and provide support as needed. For those not ready to be hooked and who are interested in helping with the ritual, drummers are needed to help create the sonic container for this experience (we have drums that you can use). Please see Whittney, our suspension team lead, to register for this amazing community experience. There is a fee for this service to cover the cost of equipment and disposables used to create your experience. All participants get to keep their hooks after the dance. .

Sunday, May 29th, 10:30am-12:30pm, Upper Dungeon

DRUMMING IN THE DUNGEON hosted by Whittney

A primal beat connects us all.  The rhythm of our hearts beat as one when we dance and explore the sacred space of our kink and play.  Come to the dungeon and share in the Camp Crucible tradition of drumming in the dungeon.  Bring your drum, rattle, or favorite instrument, or use the community drums and rattles to help create the sonic container for the magik of the night.  Want to be inspired to play in a more connected and deeper way?  Bring your playmates to the dungeon to play, dance, and create together in the magik of our primal beat.

Friday, June 3rd, 9:00pm-11:00pm, Upper Dungeon

EXPLORATORIUM hosted by Camp Crucible Staff

So yeah, you decided to jump right into the deep end of the kink pool by coming to Camp Crucible. Or you’ve been coming to Camp for years but have never tried that!  Well come on over to the dungeon so you can try that at our Exploratorium.  We’ll have fire play, flogging, knives, puppies, rope (of course), sensation, spanking, violet wands, wax, and whips demoed by some of our most experienced Campers and Camp Staff. Whether you are relatively new to the scene or super experienced, there’s always something new to try at the Exploratorium.  

Sunday, May 29th, 10:30am-12:30pm, Upper Dungeon

GAME NIGHT hosted by Heliosphere

__________ is the best thing to do on a Sunday night at Camp Crucible.

A. Playing games with Heliosphere

B. Getting naked

C. Drinking punch

D. All three at once

Sunday, May 29th, 9:00pm-12:00midnight, Mess Hall

HOOK SUSPENSIONS / HOOK PULLS

The Crucible Suspension Crew invites you to fly with us! Led by Whittney, the experienced and skilled team of the suspension crew offers you the chance to experience flesh hook suspensions (inside or outdoors) and hook pulls throughout Camp. If you want to challenge yourself and take the chance of discovering that you are more powerful than you imagined, the crew can help you take flight.  To schedule your experience, find Whittney anytime he’s not playing and make your flight plans. 

There is a fee for this service to cover the cost of equipment and disposables used to create your experience. 

Full Monty

KINKY-SEXY SIDE SHOW CARNIVAL hosted by Whittney and Willow

Step right up, step right up!  Come one, Come all! The Kinky-Sexy Side Show offers thrills, chills, and a night to remember.  Behold sights so strange, so mystifying, so utterly amazing that only your darkest imagination can comprehend what your eyes perceive! See people defy death in pursuit of pleasure. See people challenge the forces of nature for the ride of a lifetime. See the strangest acts in Camp on display for your enjoyment. Every show is so real you can reach out and touch it! Don’t stop there! The excitement goes further. Some of our acts will let you take part and discover the thrill for yourself.  Hurry, Hurry, Hurry! Bring your partner. Bring your playmates. Come see the unique, the strange, the bizarre. Discover pleasures you never dreamed of and maybe your own next adventure. The Kinky-Sexy Side Show is not for the faint of heart. This event offers a glimpse into the world of Kinky-Sexy edge play. The Side Show MCs will help you understand what you are seeing but they cannot protect you from your own desire to take part!

Tuesday, May 31st, 9:00pm-11:00pm, Upper Dungeon

LIP SYNC BATTLE hosted by Mike and Button

Have you always longed to be in the spotlight? Want to dance around on stage and share a favorite song with an enthusiastic audience? This is your chance to do it. Costumes, props, & back-up dancers are encouraged — this is a battle, after all! Who will win $30,000 in auction cash and be this year’s champions?

Thursday, June 2nd, 8:30pm, Amphitheater

THE “LUCKY FUCKER” PONY SHOW hosted by Pony Camp

Always a Camp favorite! Whether you are new to pony play or have been horsing around for years, this competition gives you an opportunity to strut your stuff — or just come see how it’s done by the very best. The pony herd will be in fine form, performing feats of skill and endurance! Named in memory of our beloved “Lucky Fucker” Jeff, this is the event where anything can happen — and frequently does. Our ‘Greatest Pony Show on Earth’ is BDSM practiced on a highly entertaining level.

Friday, June 3rd, 2:30pm-4:30pm, Pony Camp

MEMORIAL FOR HAM hosted by Pony Camp

Pony Camp and Camp Crucible at large mourns another deep loss. Filling the boots of “Lucky Fucker” Jeff, Ham took on the roll of Pony Show emcee, Pony Camp staffer, and trainer extraordinaire with love and flair.  A Board member of The Crucible, a bartender, a sometimes tender and always twisted sadist, and a dear friend to many, Ham will be a sorely missed member of the Camp family.  Please join us and his love, DJ, in celebrating his memory and his humor, followed by drinks (of course) at the Oasis. 

Wednesday, June 1st, 2:30pm-4:30pm, Pony Camp

MORNING YOGA hosted by Whittney

Rise and Shine!  Greet the day with your fellow yogis and yoginis as we gather in the lower dungeon to practice together. Every morning of Camp you are invited to join a community of yoga practitioners to stretch, breathe, and get ready for the adventure of the day.  This yoga practice draws on a foundation of Iyengar technique and can be practiced by anyone of any skill level. To get the most out of yourself and your time at Camp, yoga can help you work out the bad kinks and get ready to master the fun kinks.  There are yoga props available to share on a first come basis. You are welcome to drop in for as many sessions as you want. Participants are welcome to follow along with the facilitator or practice their own yoga routine. Getting to practice together makes practice fun! Important: If you use shared class props, please wear shorts and/or underwear to class.  If you plan to practice naked (which is very welcome), you must bring your own props.

Full Monty, 8:30am-9:15am, Lower Dungeon

NEW CAMPER ORIENTATION hosted by Mike & Sarah

New to the Camp Crucible Corsairs? Join Mike and Sarah for a conversation about the ins and outs of Camp. Whether this is your very first kink event or you’re a kinky con veteran, we hope you’ll find Camp exactly what you need. Come with questions.

Saturday, May 28th, 5:00pm-6:00pm, Mess Hall Deck

Thursday, June 2nd, 10:30am-11:30pm, Mess Hall 

NIGHT IN FLAMES: FIRE PLAY TO THE EXTREME hosted by Barbara Carrellas

Come join us for a rite of passage that weaves together spirit, flesh, fear and triumph. You can fulfill a fantasy, confront your fear and/or find victory and accomplishment. You’ll have your whole body lit on fire for a split second before leaping into the swimming pool. This is an experience like no other! It’s a thrilling, over-the-top activity for people looking for that “something more.” Please bring a bottle of 70% isopropyl rubbing alcohol, a dry towel, and clean skin (no oils, lotion, hair product, perfumes, etc.) Everyone is encouraged to attend—come watch or come participate. This is one event you won’t want to miss.

Friday June 3rd, 8:30pm-9:30pm, Pool

PONIES HOSTING COCKTAILS hosted by Pony Camp Staff
The ponies will lead a procession from the afternoon memorial for our dear pony wrangler, pony show emcee, pony camp staffer, bartender and friend, Ham, to the Oasis. Please come join us and raise a glass as we celebrate our memories and get to know the new ponies and trainers in the herd.  Everyone is invited!  Bring the love!

Wednesday, June 1st, 5:00pm-6:00pm, Oasis

PONY CAMP CAROUSEL hosted by Pony Camp Staff
Take a ride on the Carousel and pet the ponies!  Open to everyone.  Bring the kids!  There will be exciting extra attractions and treats!  Ponies come wearing ribbons.  Lions and tigers and ostriches are welcome to pull carts with the ponies and everyone is welcome to ride!  CAUTION: Live animals and possibly dinosaurs will be in attendance. Come one, Come all, Come again! 

Thursday, June 2nd, 10:30am-12:30pm, Pony Camp

POOL PARTY hosted by Needleplay Design, Passional Boutique and Sew Marie

Hot enough for you!  Time for an afternoon of fun in the pool. There may or may not be a festive beverage available or even a surprise visit from the ice cream man. 

Friday, June 3rd, 4:30pm-6:00pm, Oasis

QUEER MIXER hosted by Danie, Lear, and Donna

The Queer Mixer at Camp has become tradition that is OH so fabulous! Queers and allies of all stripes are invited to the Oasis for fun, fun, fun, including music, light noshes, rainbows, and of course glitter (biodegradable earth friendly please). While you are being your most fabulous self stop by our amazing camp photographers set up for fun Queer prom style photos.

Monday, May 30th, 4:30pm-6:00pm, Oasis

SKATE DATE hosted by Kali

Let the good times roll out your daily perv energy and join us every morning at the Lower Dungeon pavilion.  Bring skates for fun, warm up for yoga, and all of the day’s activities!  Hosted by Kali who can barely skate but loves to do it.  All skate levels are welcome! Enjoy daily roller playlists or bring your headphones and slide around with friends of all ages and species!

Full Monty, 7:30am-8:20am, Lower Dungeon

TORTUGA BEACH COCKTAIL PARTY hosted by The SINdicate

Time to break out that awesome Hawaiian shirt or that fabulous sarong and come celebrate another amazing Camp! Join us for festive beverages, lively conversation, and one last chance to spend time with your Camp family.

Saturday, June 4th, 5:30pm-7:00pm, Oasis

TORTUGA BEACH INFORMAL DINNER hosted by Camp Staff

Join your Camp family for one more great meal and celebrate the last night of another amazing Camp Crucible. Swap the formal china for laid-back, dishwasher-free disposables, and come prepared to relax. This one’s for living easy and dressing down!

Saturday, June 4th, 7:00pm, Mess Hall

UNCLE FRAZIER’S NOTORIOUS TOP/bottom AUCTION hosted by Shanghai Ms. Marie

Is there a special person who you might have been too shy to ask for a play date? Want to have people fighting over the chance to spend time with you? Then this is the chance to sign up and see what happens in the auction! Auction forms available at HQ.

Monday, May 30th, 9:00pm-11:00pm, Amphitheater

Thursday, June 2nd, 9:00pm-11:00pm, Amphitheater

WELCOME TO CAMP COCKTAIL PARTY hosted by the Leatherhearts

“There’s no place like home!” There’s no place like home? There’s no place like CAMP! Join us for our traditional “Welcome to Camp” cocktail party, hosted by the fabulous Leatherhearts. Come have a blast, and please keep your flying monkeys out of the pool.

Saturday, May 28th, 8:00pm, Oasis

WHISKEY & PHILOSOPHY hosted by Monsignor X, Alex McGeorge and MedicJoe

Join us for an evening of whiskey-tasting and discussions of philosophy, kink, and related topics. Solving the world’s problems is completely optional.

Sunday, May 29th, 10:00pm-12:00midnight, Mess Hall Deck

Friday, June 3rd, 10:00pm-12:00midnight, Mess Hall Deck

Swap-N-Shop 

Welcome to the best free yard sale in the land and a fabulous way to recycle clothing, shoes, accessories, toys, etc. that you once loved but now need a new home. Conveniently located in Cabin 19 for accessibility.

FAQ:

1)  What can I bring for the S-n-S?

Gently used, still wearable clothing, accessories, shoes, handbags, jewelry and hats. 

2) Can I bring cosmetics?

As long as they are fresh and not “spoiled” (i.e. ready to be tossed) sure. We reserve the right to make that call, though.

3) Can I bring toys?

Yes.

4) Do the clothes have to be scene wear?

Business casual, kinky wear, costumes, novelty tees or sleep pants, shoes, etc. are all welcome. All items must be CLEAN, GENTLY used, no holes, no stains, and no faded items. Anything unsuitable will be pulled from inventory.

5) Do I need to bring anything in order to shop?

You do not need to bring items to take items! All items are free. There are also no rules as far as “gender.” If you see a nice little item you like, take it! 

6) How does it work?

Bring your items & hang them up or put them out on the various shelves, tables & such provided. No one will hang your stuff up for you. If you want it to get gone, you must take care of that yourself. We will keep it tidy. If you leave it in the bag, it will STAY in the bag.

7) Can I help?

The Swap runs itself. There will be a chore to help keep it tidy throughout Camp.

Please try to bring hangers if you can.

8) Do I have to take my stuff back?

Any items left at the end of the swap are taken to Goodwill or some other such charity.

If you want any items back that were not taken it is your responsibility to pick them up before the Swap is closed & packed up.

9) Can I bring stuff for men?

This is not a women’s only thing!! Men are more than welcome to bring items. Guys have come shopping but we get very little in the way of men’s wear. So, yes we encourage men to participate as well.